1.) I can assure you that I am no stalker... in general. To your fics, maybe just a little. ;p
2.) Harry Potter is the love of my life... No, seriously.
3.) Considering I'm bisexual, it would be hypocritical of me to be so.
4.) I love drama, it makes the world go round and round and round and round and round and round and round (but that's only in real life and the fiction that I read).
5.) Because your writing is bloody gorgeous, that's why! Duh! :D