Not a stalker/git. I’m of legal age. Definitely not a homophobe. I’m friending you because of your awesomeness as an author(I’m sure you’re awesome as a person too) and H/D fic. Also, I tried to read one of your fics and then this horrible goat was on my screen next to the horrible words ‘access has been denied’. That goat never bodes well. Damn goat.